Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
I got this from a friend and laughed when I read it, but then I thought "Hey, I'm married and that's me, except for the last two." LOL
2 comments:
Kathy, I am just splitting my sides laughing. I must say, that isn't me, not any of it. But I still love my man, and I'm glad I said "yes"!!
You know, I just bet we could rewrite lots of fairy tales with much better ending, don't you?
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